I will win!

[Dauthi]

Hello folks'n fans on rbr!

I'm glad to tell you that I will win this year's Tour da France!
Why I am so certain? Well, let's have a look at my opponents, at least the two 'serious' (*giggle*) ones:

1. Ulrich has a very poor condition, after each race he is so tired he can't even talk a sentence to the media. This mutherfocking German bastard gives no intweviews. Incredible. He simply is not worthy to ride the Tour, let alone win. He will crack during the next two days and I even doubt him finishing le Tour.

2. Vinocureoff is not so bad in the mountains at the moment, I confess.
But: in TT, he is as slow as a snail. I mean a snail with paraplegia. I will give him a competitive edge of about 5 minutes till TT, and then I will totally crush him. I will ride circles around him. I'll teach him a lesson, a very, very bitter lesson, one he shall never forget. But - he is a nice and fair sportsman, don't wish him quitting bicycling. Maybe I should not humiliate him to much. What do you think?

So you see, I'm still "le patron de la Tour" and of course I will take the yellow jersey home again. Make your bets on me!

[mywayhome]

Troll-O-Meter: 000.01

(Mine's digital

[Shortyz Sk8er]

Well, that does it then. no need to tune in tomorrow.. I can sleep late.
Thanks Lance!